"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing.".....Nietzsche

Why do Elephants have Big Ears?
Cause Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.

Khatta...almost collapsed laughing when I read it.

The Ostrich Principle: If I didn't see him he wasnt there.
thats what i applied at the U today. couldn't see any faculty,applying the above principle , we arrive at.... damn im even begining to write thibngs like derivations.

I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins............Sway

saab.. Kanpur me strike hai kya?
Rather...... Kanpur mein overtime karre?

Dont say bald...im folliclarly challenged

If you're singing Christmas songs on your neighbor's
lawn at night with your church group, it's called"caroling."
But if you're doing it alone with no pants on, it's
called "drunk and disorderly."
Full double standards i say!!!Carolling and being D&D are all because of the spirit i mentioned before, one of course being the Christmas Spirit and the other............Hercules XXX. (and you thought i was going to say old monk eh EA?)

I am sick of reading DC....am i "Chronicle"y ill?

The best exercise for reducing is to move the head
slowly from right to left when offered a second
helping at the dinner table.

bloggers block rears its ugly head once again.
i logged on with the intention of posting something.
but as soon as i typed in my password my mind went totally blank (i can hear some smart alec comment like "what mind, and more in that line, please feel free to use the comments facility thats what it is there for ting tong)
and mind you this isnt a first time occourance, maybe i could con some funding agency to releasing cash to study such a worrying phenomenon a temproary memory loss syndrome related to computer use katte...khatarnaak idea no.

The circus of elections is over in the four states. now , for the first time i am actually looking forward to elections here. because this is the first time I'll be allowed to exercise my franchise, cause basicaly the first elections since i turned 18.
but now the real problem arises. whom to vote for.
when given a choice between a dacoit,a rapist,a murderer,and others all three combined... whom do i vote for.
Its nice and easy in TN where there are two thugs playing leap frog, one naturally votes for the person who robbed you the longest time ago.talk about anti incumbency playing a role.some dude once said
"Politicians,like diapers should be changed often.And for the same reason"
anyway elections ke liye time hai...parsoon dekhlinge...
jo jyada biryani khilayega
usi ko mera vote jayega..
chalo bhaiyon nare lagao.

As everyone knows, i am a self confessed obsessive compulsive blogger.
*what if you dont have anything to say ?eh?
thats never stopped me before...
*thats the spirit.
nope thats Old Monk XXX...now thats the spirit.
*hic..whastever you shay.......hic........heac hoc
i decline ........ to comment.you seem to have imbibed alot of ahem spirit.anyway now how about one more eh?
* no no ,i decline.
its all Greek and Latin to me

A wise man said.(or should i say some wiseguy said)
"The only person who ever got anything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe."

Guess what ive been doing all day. thats right ...nothing...absolutely nothing..and that 2 after such a long time. ive waited for this break, like a convict awaits his release. holidays weren't this much fun in college.
so all i did today was spend all afternoon lazing around in a hammock, reading yes prime minister.
MWHAHAHA. i can almost hear someone cribbing.

total nonsense...needless to say i love that. Ladles and jellyspoons

I stand upon this speech to make a platform
the train i arrived in has not yet come
so i took a bus and walked
i come before you to stand behind you
and tell you something i know nothing about

One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"

Indian reporter wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Garam Dharam:Gaon vaalon, mein vahi karoonga jo Heer ne Ranjha ke liye kiya tha,
Romeo ne Juliet ke liye kiya tha - sosait, sosait, sossaait (suicide).
Gaonwala1: Arre bhai, yeh sossaait kya hota hai?
Gaonwala2: Arre bhai, jub ungrez marte hain, to usey sossaait kehte hain!!!!

i can post. but i cant see what im posting....:D

"Laugh and the world laughs with you.Cry and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard"

my sis: I will not partake of this rampant prodigality you perfidious fool.
me: Sprachen Sie Englishe bitte.

its finally over.damn.
now i end the sleep deprivation programme.