Help! I am a poor boy,from the wilds of (insert name of appropriate place here), suffering from sleeeping sickness .Please forward this message to at least 1234567890 people you know and like. After forwarding this,1234567890 people wont like you so much anymore.
Please forward.For every forward Bill Gates uncle promises to donate 1 cent to help cure me of this malady.We track your messages using the most advanced technology known to aliens,operated by scantily clad Swedish women sitting in space ships orbiting Mars.
If you dont forward this message your underwear will turn carnivorous and eat your genitals.
ting tong.