The Bird Flew?

It could solve a problem puzzling makind for ages..namely Which came first the chicken or the egg.you know...na rahega baans type.

Bird Flu hits India...This is your opportunity to hog(let's not start on japanese encephalitis) chicken biryani at rock bottom prices.

"I have heard about bird flu on TV but I am not bothered. I want to enjoy the low prices," said Nanku Ram, a labourer holding a huge bird.

This also gives us mauka to make sidey jokes

Q.Why did the chicken walk across the road?
A. 'Cause if it flew , then everybody would shout "look the bird flew" and then full culling would happen.


:What a way to go
*What did he die of?
:Bird Flu
*Of course the bird flew.what did u think it was an ostrich?


check this out.

http://media.skoopy.com/misc/bird_flu/