We attempt to answerr an age old question.
We know:
If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side down.........(1)
If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on its feet.......(2)
The question now arises
But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground?
On performing Carefull thought experiments. we find that the Cat Simply doesnot fall. According to (1) We know that butter must hit the ground.
But According to law (2) The cat must land feet first.
Therefore combinging teh two equations. we get the theorey of anti-gravity. The cat just keeps floating rotating just above teh ground.
We have approached the government for funds for studying this phenomenon and its application to space travel.We feel optimum cruising heights can be obtained by varying quantity of butter on toast and weight of cat.