X:Whats with the salad?
Y: I'm on a maintainance diet.
Y:yup,I'm trying to maintain "chubby" and try not to graduate to "obese"
X:Bah!! You are waste
Y: yes I am rather worried about my Waste line these days.
X: Ooooh.You'r blushinggg...
X: you are! you are!
Y:nonsense,its just a pigment of your imagination